Wednesday, November 23, 2011

To Be A Turkey

                To be a turkey around November is a time to regret. Well that is unless you don’t live in America. America has a day all turkeys dread a day called Thanks Giving. I was one of the unlucky. I find it unfair that you are to eat me. I mean I had a family. Why is it fair for you took me from them? What if I took one of yours and cooked him? Also that day that you took me away was my birthday I know you know what that means. I can’t believe you all took me away from my family on my birthday how disgusting. So I’ve decided to haunt your family for generations to come. So close your gawking mouths and stop being surprised that a turkey ghost can talk and eat me before I get cold. Thank you and have a horrible Thanks Giving!

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